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Patriot™Condoms — the legendary brand that lives only in our dreams (and now, in merch). We’re not funded. We’re not famous, and we give absolutely no fucks. All we’ve got is ambition, questionable ideas, and a Wi-Fi connection strong enough to piss off every Karen in the country. Every t-shirt, mug, or impulse buy helps us inch closer to building the greatest condom empire the world never asked for.